we made out on top of his cat.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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