HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
There r osticjed everywhere
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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