do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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