did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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