it was like his penis was on wheels.
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She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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