She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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