On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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