I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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