apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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