Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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