ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i dont even know how to be here
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Randomize
