So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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