Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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