actually, I'm a sock model
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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