Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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