You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
if i died would you start the facebook group?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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