I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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