We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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