so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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