Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
