I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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