i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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