I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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