You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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