Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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