Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I'm at about main and main street
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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