My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
What drink are we having for lunch?
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
