Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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