And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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