is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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