Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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