we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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