i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
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