Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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