Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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