She went from zero to smokin in five shots
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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