When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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