You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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