Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
there is glitter all over my balls
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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