Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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