It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Small penises have feelings too.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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