She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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