atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
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