i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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