Are we in a gay sports bar?
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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