operation have a gay friend backfired
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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