I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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