i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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