do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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