i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
handjob tips. give me some.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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