$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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