god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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