No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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