It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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