She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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